Here are Online Storage Op we decided to come up with some of the scariest costumes for the storage industry this Halloween. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Costume Suggestion One: Data Loss Dementor
What could be spookier than having all your contents sucked out of your Sidekick and sent to Azkaban prison? This Halloween, your little one can represent all that’s terrifying about Microsoft and cloud storage in one simple and cheap costume you can make yourself out of rags and maybe some old disk drive parts.
Costume Suggestion Two: Zombie Booth Babe
They were scary at VMWorld. Now, they’re even scare-sexier. This takes the whole horrible, controversial booth babe concept to its limit. Even after you leave the show, the undead will come after you. They. Cannot. Be. Killed. They will give you chotchkes. Arm yourselves with thumb drives and get ready for the onslaught. And even if you somehow fend them off, you still have to fear zombie technologies.
Costume Suggestion Three: Data Creeper
Just when you thought it was safe to leave the data center. There’s no stopping it. Data is spreading across the carpet, up the walls, into the halls. It’s choking you. Get out! Except… the I/Os are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE.
Feel free to add more of your costume ideas in the comments field. It can only get scarier.
